Has everyone heard of the proposed "Ark Park" right here in Kentucky? Apparently the developers are having trouble reaching their fundraising goal for the project. Wait a minute! Did Noah need $24.5 million to build the first ark?
Despite all my mockery, I'm actually excited for them to build this, because then they should be able to successfully save every single endangered species with only one breeding pair of each. It's exciting to see Kentucky on the forefront of science for once.